RETURN TO OFFICE - PROTEIN FARTS
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RETURN TO OFFICE - PROTEIN FARTS
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LAS VEGAS
LAS VEGAS
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - WESTIE
DOGS - WESTIE
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC OBITUARY FOR MY OLFACTORY NERVES AFTER RTO UNLEASHED CHAD’S PROTEIN-FART HELL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight misery) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your post-fart soul. Perfect for staring down Chad while he unleashes another silent killer. If this black mug doesn’t make the open plan smell like defeat, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with whey isolate—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the resignation. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose brew is bitter and biologically hazardous!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.