DOGS - PIT BULL
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DOGS - PIT BULL
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DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - WESTIE
DOGS - WESTIE
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A COFFEE MUG—IT’S A BLACK CERAMIC LOVE BOMB FOR PITZILLA’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so when you lift it right-handed your velvet hippo’s fan club gets flash-banged with pure block-head pride) this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed porcelain tank is tough enough to survive tail-whips, zoomie collisions, and still hold 11oz (or 15oz if you’re running on “I need caffeine or the pittie wins” mode) of whatever rocket fuel keeps you upright while 60 lbs of muscle tries to crawl into your lap! Perfect for turning every “good morning” into a proud declaration that your dog’s rap sheet is longer than your credit history and you’d frame every citation! If this mug doesn’t make strangers grin nervously while your wiggling torpedo snorts at their ankles, we’ll body-slam Cerberus himself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the slobber. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss has ears that flap like helicopter blades!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.