DOGS - FRENCH BULLDOG
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC THRONE FOR THE BAT-EARED FART FREIGHT TRAIN THAT RULES HELL AND YOUR HOUSE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight-colored chaos on the innocent) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the gremlin’s ass hits overtime) of whatever dark elixir fuels your survival in the no-oxygen zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that true love comes with snoring, snorting, and a biohazard label! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively cover their nose, we’ll silent-but-deadly the devil himself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the nightmare. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord weaponized cuteness and chemical warfare!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.