DOGS - DACHSHUND
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DOGS - YELLOW LAB
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DOGS - WESTIE
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC CROWN FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT WEIGHS 12 LBS AND OWNS YOUR MORTGAGE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip unleashes pure sausage supremacy) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the yodeling starts at dawn) of whatever keeps you conscious while the low-rider demands breakfast in bed! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that size means nothing when you have attitude and lungs! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers fear the tiny bark, we’ll tunnel straight to hell until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the wiener. Sip the reign. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss fits under the table!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.