{"product_id":"thanksgiving-royally-sucks-hoodie","title":"THANKSGIVING - ROYALLY SUCKS","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN'T JUST A TSHIRT, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THANKSGIVING! A royal feast of dry bird, canned sides and family opinions you didn't order. Thanksgiving Royally Sucks. One day of gratitude, four days of dishes, traffic and leftovers you'll lie about eating. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors fit for a full king, in sizes S to 4XL. Wear it like a crown. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz\/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly\u003cbr\u003e- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67956664172819,"sku":"32019119916810944033","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956664205587,"sku":"29682428537499434195","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Butter","offer_id":67956664238355,"sku":"81211088162902090845","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey","offer_id":67956664271123,"sku":"29299656827430946892","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956664303891,"sku":"29275473108334994191","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956664336659,"sku":"54608354859493877139","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956664369427,"sku":"14200514930978036674","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956664402195,"sku":"50652473718512495312","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956664434963,"sku":"93685083625841604889","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67956664467731,"sku":"12796123702130866487","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67956664500499,"sku":"82111457919619844083","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956664533267,"sku":"27870790219691957223","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Butter","offer_id":67956664566035,"sku":"71962306059204558738","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey","offer_id":67956664598803,"sku":"22000177115671469832","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956664631571,"sku":"10831891466794669538","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956664664339,"sku":"27096174948256637536","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956664697107,"sku":"22398927512440418784","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956664729875,"sku":"19520248136280534121","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956664762643,"sku":"52305508671782379853","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67956664795411,"sku":"17861862352466529918","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67956664828179,"sku":"19515071886661253896","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956664860947,"sku":"13605270786777385056","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Butter","offer_id":67956664893715,"sku":"19037492617731072675","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey","offer_id":67956664926483,"sku":"23438057681432195195","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956664959251,"sku":"89578989461731543010","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956664992019,"sku":"81188942925136592336","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956665024787,"sku":"17880561633179673390","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956665057555,"sku":"49430648709845224093","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956665090323,"sku":"33074252244292389946","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67956665123091,"sku":"95765046442952153524","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67956665155859,"sku":"37495928681580336052","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956665188627,"sku":"25112306858133215177","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67956665221395,"sku":"18069337358595252267","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Grey","offer_id":67956665254163,"sku":"53933864959867233888","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956665286931,"sku":"29461452178954473877","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956665319699,"sku":"31667917609152323823","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956665352467,"sku":"45768282963827694930","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956665385235,"sku":"65647150741801434068","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956665418003,"sku":"33249306394921574227","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67956665450771,"sku":"92603350493326214445","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67956665483539,"sku":"31419544526665173741","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956665516307,"sku":"12292995644565662440","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67956665549075,"sku":"87394141082427741318","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Grey","offer_id":67956665581843,"sku":"74021127603450816486","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956665614611,"sku":"31256634163632262244","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956665647379,"sku":"10823878016421422903","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956665680147,"sku":"37022494718121898144","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956665712915,"sku":"95812812025237768957","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956665745683,"sku":"22109979140745139317","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67956665778451,"sku":"30940228827823063248","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67956665811219,"sku":"30266030412729109460","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":67956665843987,"sku":"21708256647471397805","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67956665876755,"sku":"15006726795905960570","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Grey","offer_id":67956665909523,"sku":"24720318964799080239","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hydrangea","offer_id":67956665942291,"sku":"40884682546684189921","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67956665975059,"sku":"13882626620939410869","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":67956666007827,"sku":"20621567346780886845","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Peachy","offer_id":67956666040595,"sku":"32648629500954424621","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67956666073363,"sku":"32209732819596184455","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67956666106131,"sku":"13173088439009067838","price":49.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/12190290801007090462_2048.jpg?v=1793911660","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/thanksgiving-royally-sucks-hoodie","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}