{"product_id":"rated-one-star-tote-bag","title":"RATED ONE STAR - TOTE BAG","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE BAG—IT’S AN 18x18 BLACK HOLE OF ONE-STAR VENGEANCE THAT SWALLOWS DIGNITY WHOLE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty, U.S.-printed canvas so thick it could haul your emotional baggage, actual groceries, or the ashes of every business that ever done you wrong—this apocalypse carry-all turns every trip to the store into a rolling public execution of mediocrity! Shove your laptop, wine bottles, or the severed dreams of customer service reps inside while the dual-sided rage graphic announces to the world that you peaked at “disappointed” and never looked back! 100% \u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse;\"\u003epolyester\u003c\/span\u003e stronger than your will to live, with handles long enough to sling over your shoulder like a war banner of the walking wounded! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers apologize for existing and strangers part like the Red Sea, we’ll drag Satan through a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the chaos. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable bags and zero mercy!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for extra carrying space\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching\u003cbr\u003e- 18 inches by 18 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":54127141519635,"sku":"12332777668340781857","price":28.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/17288604241199252553_2048.jpg?v=1778193200","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/rated-one-star-tote-bag","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}