{"product_id":"people-loud-chewers-3","title":"PEOPLE - LOUD CHEWERS","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL PET-LOVER PASSPORT TO A HUMAN-FREE EXISTENCE! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Loud chewers, slow walkers, constant complainers. Give me dogs, cats, or literal silence any day. Absolute nightmare. Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than a cat on your chest at 3 a.m., this black sanctuary drops in 13 savage colors but pure peace in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every animal whisperer who’s done with mouth-breathers, custom-printed on demand because pets don’t talk back. If this shirt doesn’t make loud chewers choke on their own saliva, we’ll neuter hell’s noise—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Pet the peace. Rock the One Star like the final boss who chose fur over people!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54126786707731,"sku":"29011476257037049750","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54126786740499,"sku":"14232254689312517237","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":54126786773267,"sku":"95886428250656825797","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ S","offer_id":54126786806035,"sku":"19762701856989133338","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ S","offer_id":54126786838803,"sku":"33931721192850863702","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ S","offer_id":54126786871571,"sku":"32439025784032701915","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":54126786904339,"sku":"22028230659737596248","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":54126786937107,"sku":"12069317605188816565","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":54126786969875,"sku":"92095858524620459285","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":54126787002643,"sku":"62869930119389593590","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":54126787035411,"sku":"24196832554661001768","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ S","offer_id":54126787068179,"sku":"14093032321788255739","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":54126787100947,"sku":"57571811589587263979","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54126787133715,"sku":"15996690141834844910","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54126787166483,"sku":"17562359275874874632","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":54126787199251,"sku":"32566266069782572286","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ M","offer_id":54126787232019,"sku":"50963311182980421772","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ M","offer_id":54126787264787,"sku":"27366423384333554789","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ M","offer_id":54126787297555,"sku":"21724265958192703853","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":54126787330323,"sku":"18833824906290959638","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":54126787363091,"sku":"11469944859130153268","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":54126787395859,"sku":"73082741513942193099","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":54126787428627,"sku":"25791644769485043801","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":54126787461395,"sku":"98042051430666641983","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ M","offer_id":54126787494163,"sku":"25908900986094908122","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":54126787526931,"sku":"11852721723365347812","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54126787559699,"sku":"12363673339940145689","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54126787592467,"sku":"82861098529251162373","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":54126787625235,"sku":"36407970038157327621","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ L","offer_id":54126787658003,"sku":"25404011651262814820","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ L","offer_id":54126787690771,"sku":"57529025022600210379","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ L","offer_id":54126787723539,"sku":"86515565195945079270","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":54126787756307,"sku":"31525735956964168100","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":54126787789075,"sku":"49994173132402202938","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":54126787821843,"sku":"97567973505901615679","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":54126787854611,"sku":"31817090717427859025","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":54126787887379,"sku":"31334619920991469022","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ L","offer_id":54126787920147,"sku":"51399803363992238795","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":54126787952915,"sku":"25598999913155086595","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54126787985683,"sku":"33524947652600571137","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54126788018451,"sku":"52354404771735173992","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":54126788051219,"sku":"55611235256132603262","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ XL","offer_id":54126788083987,"sku":"93495140880464546585","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ XL","offer_id":54126788116755,"sku":"27388630472286936290","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ XL","offer_id":54126788149523,"sku":"22201660859684769221","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":54126788182291,"sku":"20709900680957543348","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":54126788215059,"sku":"29123369049765942659","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":54126788247827,"sku":"26672870194354958335","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":54126788280595,"sku":"45377576276838805693","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":54126788313363,"sku":"59135877729864521562","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":54126788346131,"sku":"13313452345034437012","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":54126788378899,"sku":"65446482861364002815","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788411667,"sku":"65486092778665909003","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788444435,"sku":"19413789928231498929","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788477203,"sku":"26205021318406727102","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788509971,"sku":"38256831527216901419","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788542739,"sku":"42596261855649442539","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788575507,"sku":"97250420921546109893","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788608275,"sku":"31320280094207224203","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788641043,"sku":"20152087763004252312","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788673811,"sku":"15633025257736497828","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788706579,"sku":"20758658025593102397","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788739347,"sku":"13896136558068508905","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788772115,"sku":"14365601293168551365","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":54126788804883,"sku":"54362220117283741267","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126788837651,"sku":"25827569517831938870","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126788870419,"sku":"87756701110097320235","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126788903187,"sku":"39425302163596851933","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126788935955,"sku":"20878387508117396314","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126788968723,"sku":"72258914193374593162","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789001491,"sku":"22044430159693767516","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789034259,"sku":"15443515356652042398","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789067027,"sku":"13211120805941974179","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789099795,"sku":"33987393289048772139","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789132563,"sku":"12905248733729592710","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789165331,"sku":"93109571585402548705","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789198099,"sku":"20696367810136199859","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":54126789230867,"sku":"43323941782074737052","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789263635,"sku":"39545898571704786255","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789296403,"sku":"24965246287942199182","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789329171,"sku":"19208761556280714359","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789361939,"sku":"33808947600264773040","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789394707,"sku":"15830000282480143472","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789427475,"sku":"22507187865304357700","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789460243,"sku":"25350665532525812940","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789493011,"sku":"63484798464089791812","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789525779,"sku":"22181485444697476142","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789558547,"sku":"16769066829022912331","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789591315,"sku":"15176850733513090194","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789624083,"sku":"32157742993930335013","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 4XL","offer_id":54126789656851,"sku":"20142151813939833473","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/6736715856889685804_2048.jpg?v=1778183132","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/people-loud-chewers-3","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}