{"product_id":"mahjong-plastic-shit-made-in-china-5","title":"MAHJONG - PLASTIC SHIT MADE IN CHINA","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING WAR CRY AGAINST EVERY AMERICAN MAHJONG TABLE THAT RUINED YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT! Blast your Mahjong rage across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than the tiles you just wanted to yeet through a window, this chaos beast drops in 13 savage colors but looks most murderous in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every player who’s ever screamed “READ THE CARD!” in pure despair, custom-printed on demand because your sanity already filed for divorce from the NMJL! If this shirt doesn’t make Karen drop her Chardonnay and clutch her pearls, we’ll Charleston hell itself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the rage. Burn the jokers. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s done passing tiles and ready to pass judgment!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54127046590739,"sku":"10770277509593356405","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54127046623507,"sku":"65908006386887285923","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":54127046656275,"sku":"10083989167304737740","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ S","offer_id":54127046689043,"sku":"16424339946919613997","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ S","offer_id":54127046721811,"sku":"10618995296440390650","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ S","offer_id":54127046754579,"sku":"10335737084943645576","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":54127046787347,"sku":"29367751455289730490","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":54127046820115,"sku":"37606307010019661954","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":54127046852883,"sku":"17339144479129425727","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":54127046885651,"sku":"26238121042015456918","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":54127046918419,"sku":"31471784337993595662","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ S","offer_id":54127046951187,"sku":"16255517841383202060","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":54127046983955,"sku":"46213827673967227678","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54127047016723,"sku":"22807731961036967089","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54127047049491,"sku":"16913022929440874214","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":54127047082259,"sku":"54930447383879502325","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ M","offer_id":54127047115027,"sku":"27895264166884238839","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ M","offer_id":54127047147795,"sku":"78650674752471463287","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ M","offer_id":54127047180563,"sku":"22886093614377155942","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":54127047213331,"sku":"20448058518012367853","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":54127047246099,"sku":"28299861408111342639","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":54127047278867,"sku":"24729403247885340738","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":54127047311635,"sku":"25694485900338648368","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":54127047344403,"sku":"35863524944959790340","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ M","offer_id":54127047377171,"sku":"81679837861486361958","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":54127047409939,"sku":"10340804737646434467","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54127047442707,"sku":"14520999254774985806","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54127047475475,"sku":"16928007615728509849","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":54127047508243,"sku":"33579844733630970493","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ L","offer_id":54127047541011,"sku":"31498976918499781179","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ L","offer_id":54127047573779,"sku":"13130162107186317351","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ L","offer_id":54127047606547,"sku":"36526574790171826416","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":54127047639315,"sku":"16090388475826242601","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":54127047672083,"sku":"31975831598600995736","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":54127047704851,"sku":"12515659456318862211","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":54127047737619,"sku":"29382293754129122294","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":54127047770387,"sku":"18724439577337068442","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ L","offer_id":54127047803155,"sku":"35799539645962021314","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":54127047835923,"sku":"25647085241531361731","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54127047868691,"sku":"60531563634539895583","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54127047901459,"sku":"25797066103455573940","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":54127047934227,"sku":"24951810281837927812","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ XL","offer_id":54127047966995,"sku":"15158131519588087934","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ XL","offer_id":54127047999763,"sku":"96995730965644273167","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ XL","offer_id":54127048032531,"sku":"29515053019297059595","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":54127048065299,"sku":"92178632784184440424","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":54127048098067,"sku":"21092092464764899894","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":54127048130835,"sku":"11491002958032806091","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":54127048163603,"sku":"24781233907298250289","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":54127048196371,"sku":"28532533552318493669","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":54127048229139,"sku":"19449833926466270686","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":54127048261907,"sku":"25777650593594637603","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048294675,"sku":"96040331528889015409","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048327443,"sku":"83247736511611600012","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048360211,"sku":"28746673803066488713","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048392979,"sku":"16278304445046247932","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048425747,"sku":"24134100777941951891","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048458515,"sku":"28195404924197844145","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048491283,"sku":"26895847110371198382","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048524051,"sku":"43103991043159933584","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048556819,"sku":"13326277355333451671","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048589587,"sku":"32048674679225465793","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048622355,"sku":"19875155282568101476","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048655123,"sku":"17779006950476014951","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":54127048687891,"sku":"23294464262735578544","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048720659,"sku":"10855274600283619179","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048753427,"sku":"26087625539182671112","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048786195,"sku":"16648260290683024456","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048818963,"sku":"13405977238915208177","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048851731,"sku":"30731087492277788801","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048884499,"sku":"75476544577046599311","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048917267,"sku":"26700302236500706058","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048950035,"sku":"93062512278014010805","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127048982803,"sku":"27786627731956622707","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127049015571,"sku":"11042848030685257114","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127049048339,"sku":"14194346214506009303","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127049081107,"sku":"16016599787890465226","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":54127049113875,"sku":"10928229165438798666","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049146643,"sku":"14881381157912114838","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049179411,"sku":"36534733978677424722","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chili \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049212179,"sku":"25880445143247775934","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049244947,"sku":"88216051445879840078","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049277715,"sku":"22758740821178624803","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049310483,"sku":"99063587611988640360","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049343251,"sku":"26105232785201103333","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049376019,"sku":"98763657829590478163","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049408787,"sku":"87852137308469214959","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049441555,"sku":"14725177411939631502","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049474323,"sku":"33579890496431168416","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049507091,"sku":"25120924049456153403","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 4XL","offer_id":54127049539859,"sku":"22028068071540098381","price":29.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/3744677448429099350_2048.jpg?v=1778191721","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/mahjong-plastic-shit-made-in-china-5","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}