{"product_id":"hoa-1","title":"HOA","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S A FULL-SLEEVE ONE-STAR ASSAULT ON HOA BULLSHIT THAT WON’T LET YOU HIDE YOUR RAGE! Forged from thick savage U.S.-grown cotton tough enough to survive winter and your HOA’s latest ridiculous fine, this beast extends the truth from your wrists to your shoulders. HOA Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend. Sizes S-3XL for every homeowner who’s had enough of these petty tyrants. If these sleeves don’t make your HOA board members cross the street, we’ll fight the darkness itself. Sleeve the complaint. Be the complaint. Burn it all down in long-sleeve cotton!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck\/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Medium weight (6.1 oz\/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54203871789331,"sku":"24996484822489868005","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":54203871822099,"sku":"79051679906807996470","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ S","offer_id":54203871854867,"sku":"11645563590217428040","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":54203871887635,"sku":"11584844972282290398","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ S","offer_id":54203871920403,"sku":"17879677390990849567","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":54203871953171,"sku":"33056677612359063679","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":54203871985939,"sku":"15590147597069946615","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":54203872018707,"sku":"27427086920157035995","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":54203872051475,"sku":"42658616082634781345","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":54203872084243,"sku":"10248701408106761220","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":54203872117011,"sku":"14178263884950259731","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":54203872149779,"sku":"63776410636082625116","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ S","offer_id":54203872182547,"sku":"12139775855837026147","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54203872215315,"sku":"88829649707152265242","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":54203872248083,"sku":"33068097236887039090","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ M","offer_id":54203872280851,"sku":"22914114936395885687","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":54203872313619,"sku":"16469227703511245672","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ M","offer_id":54203872346387,"sku":"15687552208171531090","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":54203872379155,"sku":"22082668870776679943","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":54203872411923,"sku":"84993602641014854531","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":54203872444691,"sku":"27945049507040275590","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":54203872477459,"sku":"31531589683817305585","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":54203872510227,"sku":"29873490507772638046","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":54203872542995,"sku":"29143940222270251178","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":54203872575763,"sku":"77157222157562119844","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ M","offer_id":54203872608531,"sku":"13719286312225797937","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54203872641299,"sku":"42558208018806207459","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":54203872674067,"sku":"73899546388010358967","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ L","offer_id":54203872706835,"sku":"78995543979708933105","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":54203872739603,"sku":"31141715406934005436","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ L","offer_id":54203872772371,"sku":"67700628037343259884","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":54203872805139,"sku":"54502519560106487338","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":54203872837907,"sku":"17032330854712632226","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":54203872870675,"sku":"37238286922777276722","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":54203872903443,"sku":"86259636926123525163","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":54203872936211,"sku":"30640377126598192219","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":54203872968979,"sku":"33677108065442977394","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":54203873001747,"sku":"30706316185505667132","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ L","offer_id":54203873034515,"sku":"14807196292762041561","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54203873067283,"sku":"30776202506501369220","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":54203873100051,"sku":"31855985916402846368","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ XL","offer_id":54203873132819,"sku":"24601906046102287632","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54203873165587,"sku":"22700158608280234351","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ XL","offer_id":54203873198355,"sku":"95708134223807260270","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":54203873231123,"sku":"12438799998396390567","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":54203873263891,"sku":"12692162653733369047","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":54203873296659,"sku":"77538780199893782647","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":54203873329427,"sku":"23747554754897804293","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":54203873362195,"sku":"29290290239029358475","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54203873394963,"sku":"43384429849417804186","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":54203873427731,"sku":"17206738596880974634","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ XL","offer_id":54203873460499,"sku":"29041776987751161854","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873493267,"sku":"92141428186105162323","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873526035,"sku":"35982504444487185066","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873558803,"sku":"19731018387034109910","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873591571,"sku":"31282371492563234796","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873624339,"sku":"12994567650089911032","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873657107,"sku":"31507114012126682892","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873689875,"sku":"43619225795012512076","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873722643,"sku":"29671099218943354672","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873755411,"sku":"26490320892266208411","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873788179,"sku":"21080325208095214939","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873820947,"sku":"25668655297647197169","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873853715,"sku":"31674938946636372204","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ 2XL","offer_id":54203873886483,"sku":"23383047858682350087","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203873919251,"sku":"17432971256139421453","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203873952019,"sku":"25967618297994288887","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203873984787,"sku":"19186694743994863330","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874017555,"sku":"33521637696311640781","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874050323,"sku":"13648061665308194825","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874083091,"sku":"88381954328358447874","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874115859,"sku":"12995919974798351451","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874148627,"sku":"17889799693995936999","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874181395,"sku":"51525299535322511162","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874214163,"sku":"98947296324953894830","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874246931,"sku":"18664884558475279173","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874279699,"sku":"15550933879111435899","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ 3XL","offer_id":54203874312467,"sku":"46633799321306532696","price":33.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/17845356555544740511_2048.jpg?v=1779738839","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/hoa-1","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}