{"product_id":"dogs-pit-bull-mug","title":"Dogs - Pit Bull","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMUSCLE MANIAC!\u003cbr\u003eThis drooling tank chews\u003cbr\u003eyour shoes, defies your\u003cbr\u003erules, snores like a train,\u003cbr\u003eand guards your heart\u003cbr\u003ewith love! ALL HAIL\u003cbr\u003ePITZILLA!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A COFFEE MUG—IT’S A BLACK CERAMIC LOVE BOMB FOR PITZILLA’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo and full burn printed on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-b88u0q r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eboth sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003e (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed ceramic tank is tough enough to survive tail-whips, zoomie collisions, and still hold 15oz (for when you’re running on “I need caffeine or the pittie wins” mode) of whatever rocket fuel keeps you upright while 60 lbs of muscle tries to crawl into your lap! Perfect for turning every “good morning” into a proud declaration that your dog’s rap sheet is longer than your credit history and you’d frame every citation! If this mug doesn’t make strangers grin nervously while your wiggling torpedo snorts at their ankles, we’ll body-slam Cerberus himself until you’re howling! Grip the slobber. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss has ears that flap like helicopter blades!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 15oz size\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67874568929555,"sku":"54729154668347776979","price":19.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/16359293831852941842_2048.jpg?v=1793267428","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/dogs-pit-bull-mug","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}