{"product_id":"dogs-french-bulldog-mug","title":"Dogs - French Bulldog","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis bat-eared,\u003cbr\u003esquash-faced gremlin\u003cbr\u003eis a FARTING FREIGHT\u003cbr\u003eTRAIN of love and\u003cbr\u003edestruction with vet\u003cbr\u003ebills from Hades!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC THRONE FOR THE BAT-EARED FART FREIGHT TRAIN THAT RULES HELL AND YOUR HOUSE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo and full burn printed on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-b88u0q r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eboth sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003e (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed ceramic tank holds 15oz (for when the gremlin’s ass hits overtime) of whatever dark elixir fuels your survival in the no-oxygen zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that true love comes with snoring, snorting, and a biohazard label! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively cover their nose, we’ll silent-but-deadly the devil himself until you’re howling! Grip the nightmare. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord weaponized cuteness and chemical warfare!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 15oz size\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67874352857363,"sku":"18901045064519024878","price":19.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/4669848055669369726_2048.jpg?v=1793262720","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/dogs-french-bulldog-mug","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}