{"product_id":"dogs-bulldog-mug","title":"Dogs - Bulldog","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLOAT BEHEMOTH!\u003cbr\u003eThis wrinkly sloth snorts\u003cbr\u003elike a chainsaw, hogs the\u003cbr\u003eAC, drools on your throne,\u003cbr\u003eand wins at loving\u003cbr\u003ewithout lifting a paw!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH THAT RULES FROM THE COUCH! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo and full burn printed on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-b88u0q r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003eboth sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px;\"\u003e (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed ceramic tank holds 15oz (for when the heat-seeking missile strikes again) of whatever dark brew fuels survival in the drool zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that true royalty snorts, slobbers, and never walks when it can be carried! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower the thermostat, we’ll hog hell’s AC until you’re howling! Grip the glory. Sip the sloth. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is wrinkly, wheezing, and 100% in charge!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 15oz size\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67873794261267,"sku":"18745078168310288152","price":19.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/12275948956117345742_2048.jpg?v=1793258129","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/dogs-bulldog-mug","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}