{"product_id":"dogs-bulldog-back-print","title":"DOGS - BULLDOG - BACK PRINT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR PASSPORT TO THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH THAT COLONIZED YOUR COUCH! Blasted with “BLOAT BEHEMOTH! This wrinkly sloth snorts like a chainsaw, hogs the AC, drools on your throne, and wins at loving without lifting a paw!” across the back of legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it matches the rolls you now pay vet bills for, this squat tyrant drops in 13 savage colors but looks most lethal in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human enslaved by a 55-lb sack of wrinkles and love, custom-printed on demand because your furniture already surrendered! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers hear phantom snoring from across the room, we’ll fart in hell’s elevator until you’re wheezing! Wear the wrinkles. Worship the snorts. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the remote but won the war on personal space! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67655539687699,"sku":"24837160654433462534","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67655539720467,"sku":"30345708898781000012","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":67655539753235,"sku":"24855541526334062679","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":67655539786003,"sku":"21179464619416392488","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ S","offer_id":67655539818771,"sku":"36152796935587239274","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":67655539851539,"sku":"28690585878396456932","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":67655539884307,"sku":"23895680435260803991","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":67655539917075,"sku":"25558003018868320598","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":67655539949843,"sku":"16783177604371805858","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67655539982611,"sku":"64683333799623237302","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ S","offer_id":67655540015379,"sku":"29930680597626522978","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":67655540048147,"sku":"92161319169038379135","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":67655540080915,"sku":"16967268292874666539","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67655540113683,"sku":"32209512426847776460","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67655540146451,"sku":"25600559047329324465","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":67655540179219,"sku":"32808743309154333806","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":67655540211987,"sku":"20585517522888899995","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ M","offer_id":67655540244755,"sku":"31824378110541917738","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":67655540277523,"sku":"78223414705866666415","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":67655540310291,"sku":"26701795134339653694","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":67655540343059,"sku":"28850344586158636018","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":67655540375827,"sku":"21764498637610180285","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67655540408595,"sku":"51579843427584121057","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ M","offer_id":67655540441363,"sku":"18293873451245872336","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":67655540474131,"sku":"17762363916849453372","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":67655540506899,"sku":"28930710857690223635","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67655540539667,"sku":"22098285468596480080","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67655540572435,"sku":"35593643452130370417","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":67655540605203,"sku":"33485595704348385045","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":67655540637971,"sku":"21839302730261872017","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ L","offer_id":67655540670739,"sku":"23357106565422376962","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":67655540703507,"sku":"29358818015488479947","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":67655540736275,"sku":"21776376514248724169","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":67655540769043,"sku":"42240253987829469197","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":67655540801811,"sku":"53811099975356143166","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67655540834579,"sku":"25484199461035054698","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ L","offer_id":67655540867347,"sku":"29728127365291112300","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":67655540900115,"sku":"14276807462846841011","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":67655540932883,"sku":"20093114949871227822","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67655540965651,"sku":"23623093399015740793","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67655540998419,"sku":"73302449813491247778","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":67655541031187,"sku":"27321773759135367821","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":67655541063955,"sku":"25248692954722202907","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ XL","offer_id":67655541096723,"sku":"27373011291069522990","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":67655541129491,"sku":"58600468000238361065","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":67655541162259,"sku":"25246821433982590223","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":67655541195027,"sku":"16138882355411732473","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":67655541227795,"sku":"37629756191381802442","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67655541260563,"sku":"21637120998115945352","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ XL","offer_id":67655541293331,"sku":"14182732275376981411","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":67655541326099,"sku":"61952618991264238375","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":67655541358867,"sku":"10643260382290378847","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541391635,"sku":"13157783142426345742","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541424403,"sku":"16888842298223413608","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541457171,"sku":"10441107996298523870","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541489939,"sku":"15479972686202630863","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541522707,"sku":"26717597867825822826","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541555475,"sku":"53389402751233096114","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541588243,"sku":"21963540699462602010","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541621011,"sku":"14942364560677209317","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541653779,"sku":"25889358024682883497","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541686547,"sku":"25913186537692595015","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541719315,"sku":"59819118403971542210","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541752083,"sku":"34878229420903834140","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":67655541784851,"sku":"14195429614230809488","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541817619,"sku":"66787985472351842940","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541850387,"sku":"81614039424337298019","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541883155,"sku":"98777783986338648846","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541915923,"sku":"26162846193638119240","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541948691,"sku":"21920864309318920257","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655541981459,"sku":"19889458824706239699","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542014227,"sku":"18892001698951243040","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542046995,"sku":"16407652578353879747","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542079763,"sku":"26747702865152878174","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542112531,"sku":"11152788524364405308","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542145299,"sku":"69562793978354415059","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542178067,"sku":"70422493357931473459","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":67655542210835,"sku":"56802391105087515160","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542243603,"sku":"17803392011368567113","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542276371,"sku":"33727366155373284529","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542309139,"sku":"19714166099895781373","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542341907,"sku":"21458069034107057160","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542374675,"sku":"26855633387117537847","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542407443,"sku":"12075579112112336986","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542440211,"sku":"22700790244126467610","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542472979,"sku":"89692679545230603924","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542505747,"sku":"23312604740820996930","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542538515,"sku":"29773451928590882059","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542571283,"sku":"73977811417003489854","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542604051,"sku":"33807952352878642671","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 4XL","offer_id":67655542636819,"sku":"83230941289394346747","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/6068056246793109485_2048.jpg?v=1791944035","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/dogs-bulldog-back-print","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}