{"product_id":"being-old-fat-and-ugly-black-mug","title":"BEING OLD, FAT, AND UGLY - BLACK MUG","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1x3r274 r-p1pxzi\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: block; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px; direction: ltr;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE HARD TRUTH! Being Old, Fat, and Ugly. Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend. Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever dark brew fuels your contempt! Perfect for turning every morning into a shadowy reminder that the mirror never lies! If this black mug doesn’t make small talk die instantly, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with tears—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who’s done pretending!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":54560606454035,"sku":"32531739162460179777","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":54560606486803,"sku":"13197189633757173561","price":19.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/11615720994559728537_2048.jpg?v=1786484799","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/being-old-fat-and-ugly-black-mug","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}