{"product_id":"being-a-standup-comic-mug","title":"Being a Standup Comic","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1x3r274 r-p1pxzi\" style=\"border: 0px solid black; box-sizing: border-box; display: block; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; font-language-override: inherit; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; text-align: inherit; white-space: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; min-width: 0px; direction: ltr;\"\u003eFucking Sucks!\u003cbr\u003eWould NOT Recommend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS AIN'T JUST A BLACK MUG, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THE OPEN MIC LIFE! Standup Comic Sucks: five minutes of stage time, a two drink minimum, zero dollars, and a heckler named Gary. Printed in white on a glossy 15oz black ceramic mug for every comic still waiting on that callback. Sip it. Bomb proudly. Rate it One Star. Coffee or wine, because disappointment doesn't care what's in the cup.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 15oz size\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67876301308179,"sku":"94471641483334073162","price":19.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2300\/4691\/files\/10197607811873730218_2048.jpg?v=1793279651","url":"https:\/\/ratedonestar.com\/products\/being-a-standup-comic-mug","provider":"Rated One Star","version":"1.0","type":"link"}