GROUP TEXTS
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GROUP TEXTS
DOGS - PIT BULL
HOA
HOA - MAILBOX
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
CRUISE SHIPS
CRUISE SHIPS - NOROVIRUS
AIRPORTS
CILANTRO
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FULL-SCALE ONE-STAR ASSAULT ON GROUP TEXT BULLSHIT! Forged from savage U.S.-grown cotton tough enough to survive 47 unread messages full of nothing but emojis, memes, and zero actionable information, this beast screams the truth with bold text and “47 unread messages. All emojis. Nothing actionable.” underneath, available in Sizes S-4XL for every disaster human whose phone blows up with pure chaos and zero value, custom-printed on demand because even your group chat doesn’t deserve this level of mental terrorism! If this shirt doesn’t make fellow victims laugh and rage in agreement, we’ll fight the void itself. Wear the complaint. Be the complaint. Burn it all down in cotton!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.